How I make ramen

Because I HAVE TO TELL YOU!

How I make ramen
  1. Cook package of ramen.
  2. Throw seasoning packet away.
  3. Add to a bowl:
    1. Spoon of peanut butter
    2. Heap of hoisin sauce
    3. Heap of minced ginger.
    4. Bit of minced garlic.
    5. Dash of soy sauce.
    6. Dash of lime juice.
    7. Dash of sesame oil.
    8. Lots of red pepper flakes.
  4. Dump cooked ramen into bowl and stir well.